Anonymous asked: I don't think you understand what slut shaming is...
While in the pool in our clothes
Molly: Did you just take your bra off, too?
Me: Yea, it's new. I don't want to fuck it up.
Molly: So, you're not wearing a bra or underwear?
Me: Nope! (we're in a dark pool and my dress is still on)
Molly: You make me feel so dirty.
Me: Why?! We have the same shit.
Molly: Because you're being slutty.
Me: You really have to stop slut shaming me, Molly. It's offensive.
Molly: Well, YOU ARE A SLUT.
Me: What makes me a slut, Molly? Because I get some and I'm not embarrased to talk about it? You really gotta cut the crap because you're really pissing me off with this shit.
Molly: Aw, c'mon, dude! I'm only giving you shit because I'm jealous because you get more!
Me: YOU REALIZE THAT'S EXACTLY WHY YOUR SLUT SHAMING IS SO OFFENSIVE, RIGHT? JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT GETTING AS MUCH AS I DO, DOESN'T GIVE YOU ANY RIGHT TO BE JUDGEY.
Molly: .....I'm sorry.
Molly: (Five minutes later) You are such a dirty slut!
Me: *brain explodes*
Crushes & beginnings jam: Black Kids -...
I have always kept a journal of some type. I’m happy that all of my struggles, my highs, my lows, are all documented because I can go back and see what I was doing on this day last year, the year before, and so on. Here’s are some snippets: June 30th, 2008 I may cry and whine about how all I want to do is be around my friends, but if I had the time - I would probably just stay home....
ablogotto replied to your chat: Two dates, strong beer, and a lot of shit talking - he’s still interested. why do guys want girls to be bitches to them? i think I’m destined to be single haha being pregnant makes me feel like being a bitch but that will those feels will probably be going away soon Guys don’t want girls to be bitches to them. Some guys just want a girl that challenges...
Two dates, strong beer, and a lot of shit talking...
Him: You can hang out with me on Sunday, when I'm back.
Him: I'll take it.
Me: Hm, you're not over my bad attitude yet? I haven't grossed you out enough?
Him: No and no.
Him: I like you, deal with it.
Him: Or, just try harder next time, I guess.
A nice Jewish boy from the east coast with a masters degree from Rutgers likes me. My life is so weird sometimes.
Mom: Talk to your brother. He has been drinking every night since he turned 21.
Me: Hahaha, what am I supposed to say? Congratulations?
Me: Is it interfering with work or school?
Mom: He was still drunk when he got up to go to work one morning.
Me: Just once? Well, he's doing pretty good then! At least he went in.
Mom: Just get him to cut down to less days.
Me: I drink nightly, ma. I can ask him to cut it down to less beers.
Mom: Thank you, dear.
To my brother:
Me: If you're going to drink every night, don't get wasted. You cut down the days you drink or you cut down the amount you drink, ya heard?
Bro: It's only one or two a night, mom's crazy.
Me: Well, we knew that. That's why we drink, right?
heidisaman: Whatever you choose, however many roads you travel, I hope that you choose not to be a lady. I hope you will find some way to break the rules and make a little trouble out there. And I also hope that you will choose to make some of that trouble on behalf of women. — Nora Ephron This is wonderful. Growing up, my grandma used to always tell me that I needed to be a lady so that I...
Me: Can you get up and put some clothes on? I've gotta go.
Pec: I'm dressed.
Me: You're really going to wear that? Fine! I don't care.
Pec: *rolls around in my bed* (for the record, he doesn't sleep here. He just comes in here in the morning for snuggles with Pen since she sleeps with me) Oookay. In a minute.
Me: You're preparing me for kids, Pecos.
Me: You are like raising a teenager. NOW GET UP. I HAVE TO GO.
Pec: *wanders out of the room, comes back a few minutes later, not dressed*
I'm never getting out of here, guys.
A summer sunset drive down the coast with the...
Me: *as I'm walking out of the room* Wine time, wine time!
Pec: *jumps up* No.
Me: What're you saying? I'm having wine.
Pec: No, listen. I've got a plan.
Pec: Okay, so. I was going to start cooking the roast in the pressure cooker.
Pec: And it's going to take about 50-55 minutes. So, I was thinking..
Pec: You could help me pick up the rest of the leaves outside. It'll be real fast and trash day is tomorrow so I wanted to get rid of a lot.
Me: Okay, where's the wine part?
Pec: Then, I figured that would be a nice warm up before we do kettlebell.
Me: This plan doesn't involve wine, does it?
Pec: Sure it does! We can have it when we're done.
Me: I'm sorry, but I've only enough energy to drink some wine. I'M SO TIRED.
Pec: Fine, can you at least help me with the leaves? You can have your wine while we do that.
I'm not scowling at you
THAT’S JUST MY FACE, OKAY?
When you’re open and honest about your feelings, people feel like they need to help you. They want to help you get “out of the funk” or remind you (multiple times) that they’re around if you want to talk. Someone is always around to listen to you talk, if you let them, even if you say the last thing you want to do is talk. What’s confusing for a lot of people that...
wishingoneverystar asked: Ok, I'll introduce myself. My name is Colleen. I found your tumblr from a comment you left on Gabe Payne's tumblr before he deleted it. I don't remember what the comment was, but it must have made sense to me because I looked at your page and was like hey, this chick is cool.
upthecatpunx asked: but you already know me aliiiiii. also, i just noticed your header picture of Pen on the roof. it's perfect.
Introduce yourself? →
Do it. You won’t.
Saturday morning jam: Junior Boys - Banana Ripple ...
Me: Have you listened much to Elliott Smith?
Pecos: No, no, I haven't. I've heard a couple of his songs, but not much.
Me: So, what do you think?
Pecos: I like it. A little more poppy than I thought it would be for someone so depressed.
Me: That's why I like it. It allows me to wallow in my depression while still functioning and socalizing. It's all in the lyrics. I can listen to it with you, but still have that light tingling in the pits of my lungs.
Anonymous asked: Why are most dudes so fascinated with the butt sex? Also, what are your thoughts/opinions on this matter?
Continuous chat between dirty cooks
Me: I needed him. Did you see the way he kneaded his dough? He was seducing me with bread recipes.
Him: No comment.
Me: Because you know I'm right.
Him: No, because I'm sketching out that you fantazing about him in that way. I wonder if anyone fantized about me in that way.
Him: I'm sure they have.
Me: Definitely, but not I.
Him: I'm sure you have, too. Everyone loves me.
Me: Love/hate... whose to say what the difference is?
Him: Fuck off! I'm sure if you came down and you got drunk, you'd let me stick it in your ass.
Me: Only because I know it wouldn't be any larger than any of the fingers I've had up there.
Him: Whatever! I'm packing a chorizo.
Him: See, I've scared you off.
Me: Yea, because you're making me think of your dick as grounded up meat in pork casing.
Chat with an old culinary school buddy
Him: Checking out your pics. I would have definitely stuck it in your butt if you looked that way in culinary school.
Me: I'm going to turn that into a Valentines Day card.
Him: ahahha, you're crazy.
Him: I was surprised when a few girls we went to school with said they would've banged me. Kenna...
Me: She's crazy. Too large and in charge.
Him: She would've bent me over and stuck it in my ass. ahahaha
Me: I wouldn't doubt it.
Him: Yea, me either.
It would be really cool to have someone to talk music with. I watched the Modest Mouse documentary with Pecos last night and I tried to explain all the reasons, all the ways, all the things I feel when I listen to them, but he doesn’t feel the same so I might as well have been talking to a wall. He tried to be interested, but it just wasn’t the same. When you’re in like-minded...
Vivid dreams that you know are impossible, but leave the ache of what if in your bones. Trying to burn off the morning fog in your head in the backyard, but feel more weighed down. More unclassified sadness. All these words, all these things that I do to override what essentially has more of a hold on me than I thought. When tears spring out as words pour out, I’m only two beers in and I...
Best Coast - The Only Place
lehotshit: Has it already been 2 months since we previewed Best Coast’s “The Only Way” on our blog? Time flies when the weather is nice outside. Which is precisely what their video (directed by Ace Norton) for the track is about. Total summer jam. We need a vacation. Thank dog the weekend is only one hour away. My weekend happens to be 3 hours away, but hey - I’ve got a pool to jump...
Lawmaker Barred After Vagina Comment →
bitchesguidetoetiquette: dorkasaurusrexatron: File under: this would be funny if it weren’t so fucking sad. Michigan House Republicans prohibited state Rep. Lisa Brown (D) from speaking on the floor after she ended a speech against a bill restricting abortions by referencing her female anatomy, the Detroit News reports. Said Brown: “Finally, Mr. Speaker, I’m flattered that you’re all so...
California to ban Foie Gras July 1st →
I realize I’m a little late to the party - but what the fuck? SERIOUSLY? What’re you going to ban next, annoying people of California? Beef? UGHGIUUGHGHUGHUUUGHH. I am too angry to form sentences. And that’s kind of a big deal coming from a former vegetarian.
Dinner making jam: Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You...
Doing it right
Me: I'm done being cocky, it's so borrring!
Him: I was trying to get it out of your system. This way, on Saturday, you'll be humble and sweet.
Me: Oh, well, I don't know about that. I'm humble, but not so sweet.
Him: Self awareness is far more important.
Me: It's the one thing I've got going for me. "Yes, I know I am being a jerk. So, anyway..."
Him: I don't know how to say this without it sounding like a line, but for what it's worth, I much prefer your way.
Me: I much prefer you preferring my way, if I'm being honest.
Him: I'm glad that's settled.
Me: This is so easy!
Him: Now to discuss the prenup.
Me: What's that??