Bought my fangirl mom Incubus tickets..
Mom: So, I am watching Morning View on Youtube. I am soooo excited about the concert. Sherry says I am a little kid. :)
Me: You're cute. It's gunna be fun!
Mom: It's going to take me til concert day to figure out what to wear. Wouldn't it be cool if they were in the casino after the show? You could show Brandon your tattoo.
Me: I'm going to wear purple pants and boots! It would make me feel weird. Jamies brothers girlfriend met Brandon at an art show!
Mom: Is your tattoo exactly like his art?
Me: No, it has been modified by my artist.
Mom: Would Brandon recognize it?
Mom: If we get a chance, we gotta show him. It just shows respect for his talent. Good thing about us moms, we aren't shy about talking to people. I can walk up and talk to anyone. No problem.
Me: I don't have that problem, either. But I ain't gunna swarm the dude. We probably won't see him, so you don't need to plan an attack.
Mom: I am not planning an attack. If he happened to be playing a machine, we could play one by him.
Me: Hah. Oookay mom.
Mom: It could happen. :*)
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Anonymous asked: Which one of your friends do you love the most? :)
wishingoneverystar asked: Ok, you were my favorite person of the day a few days ago, now you can be my favorite person of the week because you're the only other girl I know that doesn't drink shitty beer.
Mary Virginia Carmack-Rilke: Give me strength.... →
mvcr: Give me strength. Everywhere I turn, it’s “Visit us on Facebook!” Just because Facebook is a hot spot doesn’t mean your page on there would be. Open up a pack of gum. Visit us on Facebook! Call the plumber. Gives me a card. Visit us on Facebook! Look, Mario Bro. Our job is done here. You have… Truth: Young people on marketing teams set up Facebooks for the company they work out...
Jenny & Teets: GOING GIRL →
jennyandteets: SOMETIMES I WISH I WERE A LESBIAN. I’d be so much cooler. I’d have a choppy haircut, a sexy, monochromatic house, I’d only wear skinny jeans and blazers, hang out with Samantha Ronson and probably change my name to something ambiguous, like Bleu. I’ve tried to go girl before. When I first got out… One time, my friends set me up on a date with a girl but she grossed me out and...
I need summer
I need warmth. The cold in Southern California isn’t really anything to bitch about if you’ve lived anywhere that had bad winters, but I haven’t and this 40’s shit just ain’t cutting it. I hate it. I am constantly hunched over because my muscles are tightening to try keep my limbs warm causing my back to ache. I just want to come home and get warm in bed and eat warm...
I am drinking wine out of the bottle and eating a KFC pot pie in bed. I’m home now. For memories sake, I may do a rundown of the fun from this weekend - but not tonight. Tonight is for mourning. I miss my Jame.
Kitty works for pets.
I have hit a new level of asshole, I’m talking shit about little girls with Jamie.
Stranger: Why are you mad dogging me?
Me: I'm just trying to show you what's up.
Stranger: Me? Really? Why? I'm harmless. I'm like a flightless..
Stranger: A flightless bird..
Me: American mouth?
Today went well and time is slipping so quickly out of my fingers that I don’t even know what to do. Well, I could get back to work. After work, I am rushing home to pack up some clothes and whatever food is left in my fridge so it doesn’t go to waste while I’m away in MONTEREY for the weekend. Finally getting to see my China’s new place and have some quality girly...
Sipping last nights wine and eating blueberry goat cheese and crackers. THIS IS THE LIFE. Tomorrow is the big day. Good news or bad news is less than 24 hours away. I’ve already promised myself a treat to keep me going, whichever way it turns out. Pick up some beer, stop by In n Out, and come home to watch Fat, Sick, and Nearly Dead. As I told Pecos, I like to have attitude in everything I...
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wishingoneverystar asked: I've enjoyed reading your tumblr tonight. You're my favorite person of the evening. That is all.
Anonymous asked: wow I cant believe you're someone who pulls out the condescending "sweetheart/honey" crap when you're arguing, LOL. What was her [quoted?] criticism of LDR? Just curious.-anon
I was Facebook fighting a friend of a friend and I thought I was being madddd clever by screen caping it all, ‘cept this bitch went back and deleted her comments so my snark isn’t nearly as funny and I JUST WISH SHE DIDN’T TAKE THIS FROM ME. Anyway, in a BATTLE ROYALE about Lana Del Rey, this chick literally cites Pitchfork. Quotation marks and a link to the article. I shit you...
ordinairee replied to your photo: You may never hear from me again. Get a real fork. Mind your business, AMANDA. Pecos has all the real silverware. I just got my knives.