March 2012
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February 2012
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Q&A with Pec & Ali →
Still interested in hearing from you! Pecos is starting to get weird about doing a video response, so let’s keep it fun! Send us yerrrr Qssss, duuudes.
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Boozy Q&A w/ Ali & Pec →
We are now offering RELATIONSHIP/LIFE ADVICE. Do you need guidance? Issues with your parents, friends, pets, and/or lovers?
Together, we have 57 years of life experience! We are like consulting with your cool as fuck drunk grandparents. Come at us with your Qs, bro. We are here to help you.
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Pec: Where’s Kagel Canyon?
Me: Between my legs!
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A nurse has recorded the most common regrets of... →
kateoplis:
1. I wish I’d had the courage to live a life true to myself, not the life others expected of me.
2. I wish I hadn’t worked so hard.
3. I wish I’d had the courage to express my feelings.
4. I wish I had stayed in touch with my friends.
5. I wish that I had let myself be happier.
Read on.
Whenever I am hard on myself for taking an afternoon off or not spending my weekends in the...
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rrrinarrr asked: ALI apparently kinder surprise eggs are banned in america lol so they would seize the parcel at customs and return it lol. I think it's because the parts of are tiny for construction on some of the toys and they think its dangerous! It's ridiculous!
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This morning, as I was leaving a clients, I saw a man riding his bike in the middle of the road with a puppy on a leash running along side. I looked the other way to make sure it was okay to pull out, then looked back in the mans direction. That’s when I saw the puppy laying in the road and the man jumping off of his bike and running towards the pup. The car that apparently hit the pup kept...
Anonymous asked: foiled again! i'll get you gadget!
Anonymous asked: does that make you princess peach?
Anonymous asked: you do not have a big nose!!
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(Pantless) Routine
Arrive home, leave shoes in car
Go straight to room and remove pants
Tumblr/hang out by myself without pants for at least an hour
Decide to eat, contemplate if I’m hungry enough to put pants on
When I am, put on sweats and get food
Return to room after food consumption and remove pants
Spend rest of night in underwear
I wish I could tell you this routine is modified when guests...
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Bestie Textervation.
S: I had a dream that I went to a party and there was a banana cake, but this kid was eating all the frosting so I didn’t have any. I woke up pissed, so I made a banana cream pie.
Me: You are so pregnant.
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I had a really great conversation with Brooke tonight. The details will be omitted as they are very personal matters, but I wanted to publicly express my overwhelming love and gratitude for my friends. They have stuck by me when I was in a very bad place. They weathered all my storms and never turned their backs on me. Because of them, I’ve been able to heal and move forward. I’ve been...
Anonymous asked: what a douche for keeping your gift.
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BFF Textervations
Me: Happy Valentines Day, my pretend boyfriend. I love you. SO MUCH.
Pecos: Happy VD, my pretend womanfriend. I hope your love isn’t pretend…
Pec: Because I love you…
Pec: TOO MUCH
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Parental Textervation
B: Happy Valentines Day! We love you!!
Me: Happy VD! Love you dudes, too.
B: Really? Happy VD? My junk is clean, ok? :)
Me: NOT MY BUSINESS.
B: Lmao, sorry. I had to.
