September 2011
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I’m currently riding up the coast to spend time with family. I was supposed to leave last night, but my transmission decided it didn’t see eye to eye with my 200,000 mile goal. Without any hesitation, my aunt bought a train ticket and here I am.
There will be a lot to worry about once I get home, but for now, I’m going to have fun.
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WordFeuding, Part 2
More than an hour after saying he lived with his parents, I get this:
Nort: A woman like you is only good for 1 thing, but I’m sure you’re fully aware of that.
Me: You can’t even be sure I am a woman. You’re brave to make such an assumption. After an hour, I was looking forward to something more offensive. You’re anti-climatic, but I’m sure you’re...
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WordFeuding
After telling this guy I wouldn’t download a messanger so we could chat, he resigned from the game.
Me: ahahah, what the hell? I’m not going to chat so you’re not going to play the game? Go prowl Yahoo chatrooms or dating sites if all you’re interested in is talking to strangers.
Nort: Don’t flatter yourself, your just lame.
Me: I think you mean...
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What is up with people using WordFeud chat as an AOL chatroom? My asl doesn’t matter, especially when I kick your ass!
Speaking of, let’s play! My username is Schitzveak.
Charlie Sheen Roast Party!
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as seen on facebook
me: Drew's gettin' snarky with the dummies in my history class, under my name of course. i get to be the class bitch i guess. woo. but seriously, who brings DISNEY MOVIES to a HISTORY LECTURE/DISCUSSION!? come on.
Ali [enrouteto]: Wait, you mean Disney movies aren't animated accurate depictions of historical events?? No wonder I failed African history with my essay about Simba. I thought Mufasas death was what started all the shit in Rwanda.
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Someone is interested in what I’m selling on CL and asked if I would call them, but I’m feeling especially shy. I ask Pecos to do it.
Pecos: If I call, I get the money..
Me: Pecos, be nice to me.
Pecos: I am.
Me: No, you’re not. You’re saying you get the money if you call. I don’t want to call!
Pecos: I’m empowering you. C’mon, be a big girl.
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Recommend some good books, I need something to take me away.
I’ve been reading a lot of Murakami, so I could use a change of pace.
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Me: Want to make out and touch my butt?
Pecos: I guess.
Me: Is this how it’s going to be? We get bored so we make out?
Pecos: I will try to make it special, I will write you a note. Or send you a text from the other side of the couch.
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WatchAbsolute perfection.
